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About Me Member Deviously Deviant darkndstar18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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a friend once told me...

Sun Jun 22, 2008, 9:02 PM
"So ***, I’m doin this hooker, right? And I turn to her and I’m like, “Ohh yeah, you like that you whore? You want me to fuck you up the ass?” And she goes, “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast.” And I’m like, “Bitch!,” as I pimp slap her, “Candy for breakfast?” So I kill her and stash the body behind a dumpster. The cops find it and my mom gets scared and she said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said:

“WHENIWAS” a young boy my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said,

“Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna do the mash.”

He did the monster mash.
The monster mash."

and then he did the monster mash.
the monster mash.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: audioslave
  • Watching: dancing icons.
  • Playing: Wii!
  • Eating: candy for breakfast!
  • Drinking: agua

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  • Current Residence: CA
  • Interests: art, video games, hanging with friends/boyfriend, reading, ect.
  • Favourite movie: Equillibrium, Hook, Peter Pan, ect.
  • Favourite genre of music: rock
  • Favourite artist: right now? moby
  • MP3 player of choice: sony
  • Favourite game: Devil May Cry 3

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:icondemonmathiel:
Thank you for the :+fav: :fuzzydemon:

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:icondarkndstar:
no problem. you have beautiful work.

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Thanks for the friendship.
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